The Colin Maclaurin Building is the pride and joy of Heriot-Watt University, specifically the School of Mathematical And Computing Sciences. But is there a dark secret?

A photo taken during the early stages of construction indicates that the building may have hidden sponsors. Indeed, it may not be a fixed building at all. Another early photo shows something being installed in the foundations.

Staff are lured by the temptation of free coffee to the Common Room, where they are to be fattened up. Precisely what plans the owners have for them after that is not clear. However, a squad cunningly disguised as paper recycling bins was observed as they themselves observed their prey.

Few of the mechanisms of this alien craft have yet been discovered. Only the hatch to the aliens' escape capsule has been found so far.