%- ST:VOY quotes from Jamahl Epsicokhan's reviews; collected by Hans-Wolfgang Loidl <hwloidl@dcs.gla.ac.uk>
"Gentleman, welcome aboard Voyager. Mister Kim, at ease before you sprain 
something." 
		-- Janeway, "Caretaker"
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"I still have a series of tests to perform, but, other than his irritating 
lapses into nostalgia, I see nothing wrong with him." 
		-- Doctor, "Cathexis"
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"B'Elanna is the only one I know who tried to kill her animal guide." 
		-- Chakotay, "The Cloud"
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"What we don't know about death is far, far greater than what we do know." 
		-- Janeway, "Emanations"
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Tuvok: "My wife and I have been married for 67 years." 
Lidell: "I'm sure she's a fine, dispassionate woman." 
		-- Lidell, "Ex Post Facto"
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Baxter (to Kes): "If I had to get treatment for something serious--if I needed
 surgery, for instance--would he be performing it?"
Doc: "Of course, and quite expertly, too." 
Baxter: "I dunno. I'd have to think twice about that."
Doc: "Fine... and if you were lucky, you wouldn't die on the table while you 
 were making up your mind."
		-- Doc, "Eye of the Needle"
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"That's the way you respond to every situation, isn't it? If it doesn't work, 
hit it. If it's in your way, knock it down. No wonder I got kicked out of the 
academy." 
		-- Human B'Elanna to Klingon B'Elanna, "Faces"
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Janeway: "I want it ready by the end of the day." 
Torres: "No, Captain. When I say tomorrow, I mean tomorrow. I don't exaggerate." 
		-- Torres, "State of Flux"
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"It brings on the spirit of the bear and gives us strength to swing our 
swords."
"It's more likely to bring on profuse sweating, convulsions and acute 
delirium. This is a fungus common to sub-arctic climates and, let me assure 
you, quite poisonous."
"Yes, but those it does not kill it makes strong. A most hearty plant."
		-- Freya and the Doctor, "Heroes and Demons"
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"Those are consequences, Doctor Jetrel." 
		-- Neelix, "Jetrel"
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"I cannot imagine that there are visible emanations which allow you to 
interpret my mood." 
		-- Tuvok to Neelix, "Learning Curve"
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"I'm not just a doctor. I've been designed with the information from 2,000 
medical reference sources and the experience of 47 individual medical officers.
I am the embodiment of modern medicine." 
		-- Doctor, "Parallax"
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Doctor: "Don't worry. I'm not going to kiss you. I'm only adjusting the restraint." 
Neelix: "I'll try to contain my disappointment." 
		-- Neelix, "Phage"
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"You can use logic to justify almost anything. That's its power...and its flaw." 
		-- Janeway to Tuvok, "Prime Factors"
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"We ate him. Because we <I>are</I> demons and we eat children...and I haven't 
had my supper yet." 
		-- Paris to inquisitive kid, "Time and Again"
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"I suggest we increase the ventilation in the cargo bay before we are 
asphyxiated." 
		-- Tuvok on safety measures in the presence of a running 1936 Ford, "The 37's"
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"I don't think we can afford to keep doing business as usual." 
		-- Chakotay, "Alliances"
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"Why is it so dark in here? Somebody turn on the lights." -- Culluh, on the 
illumination of the Voyager bridge during red alerts
		-- Culluh, on the illumination of the Voyager bridge during 
		-- red alerts, "Basics, Part I"
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Tuvok: "If you want to succeed in honing your telepathic abilities, you must 
 learn to control these emotional outbursts." 
Kes: "Outburst? It was a giggle!" 
		-- Kes, "Cold Fire"
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"Mr. Kim...we're Starfleet officers; weird is part of the job." 
		-- Janeway, "Deadlock"
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"This ship will *not* survive the formation of the cosmos." 
		-- Torres, "Death Wish"
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"When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get worried." 
		-- Paris, "Dreadnought"
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"Who would've thought we'd be considering a generational ship when we were 
ordered on a three week mission?" 
		-- Janeway on the issue of intra-ship procreation, "Elogium"
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"Unfortunately, our territorial claims change every day. Maps do not serve us 
well." 
		-- Kazon sect leader Razik, "Initiations"
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"We could just skip pre-flight altogether."
"Definitely not recommended, but sometimes necessary."
"I'll remember that."
		-- Paris and Janeway demonstrating haste, "Innocence"
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"I'd like to apologize to anyone that I might have offended, especially 
Commander Chakotay; I gave him a pretty hard time...not that it wasn't a 
certain amount of fun, mind you." 
		-- Paris, "Investigations"
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"We might as well put this ship on autopilot for all the freedom you give me 
to do my job." 
		-- Paris to Chakotay, "Lifesigns"
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"You can't possibly believe that you and I could still..."
"Don't flatter yourself. It was never that good."
		-- Chakotay and Seska, "Maneuvers"
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Tuvok: "Do you know what a mind meld is?" 
Suder: "It's...that Vulcan thing where you grab someone's head." 
		-- Suder, "Meld"
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"Anyway, I got as far as Deep Space Nine, where I got into a bar fight with a 
Ferengi, and I was thrown into the brig by a very unpleasant shapeshifter..." 
		-- Paris, on why he "missed" the *Voyager*, "Non Sequitur"
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"If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beam-out." 
		-- Paris, "Parturition"
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"My programmers didn't clutter me up with pithy Earth trivia. They programmed 
me with far more important data." 
		-- The Doctor on proverbs, "Persistence of Vision"
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Doctor: "Did I program Mr. Paris to be so annoying?" 
Barclay: "Actually, I programmed him. I modeled him after my cousin Frank." 
		-- Barclay, "Projections"
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"Don't make me laugh Starfleet...and don't make me pull rank on you either." 
		-- B'Elanna to Harry, "Prototype"
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"Vulcans are capable of suppressing certain levels of physical pain. Beyond 
that we must simply endure the experience." 
		-- Tuvok on torture, "Resistance"
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"We have to talk about this... I think we need to define some parameters about
us." 
		-- Janeway to Chakotay, "Resolutions"
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"I feel like I'm fading...just fading away. You don't know what that means to 
a hologram! My simulated virus is leading me to a simulated death." 
		--  Doc, with a simulated illness, "Tattoo"
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Clown: "How am I supposed to negotiate if I don't know what you're thinking?" 
Doc: "I have a very trustworthy face." 
		-- Doc, "The Thaw"
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"Here lies Thomas Eugene Paris: beloved mutant." 
		-- Tom's epitaph to himself, "Threshold"
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"There's an old axiom: The whole is never greater than the sum of its parts. 
I think Tuvix might be disproving that notion." 
		-- Chakotay, "Tuvix"
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"Tell me something, Tuvok. What does your logic tell you about navigating a 
maze that's constantly changing shape?" 
		-- Chakotay, "Twisted"
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I don't think we can afford to keep doing business as usual."
		-- Chakotay, who should be saying this to the creators of 
		-- Voyager, "Voyager, Second Season"
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"Hi, my name's Harry read-me-like-a-book Kim."
		-- Kim, "Alter Ego"
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"Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about 
being called names." 
		-- Doc, "Basics II"
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"Did you know that fracturing a clavicle on the wedding night is actually 
considered a blessing on the marriage?"
"As a matter of fact, I didn't."
		-- Doc and Janeway, on Klingon mating rituals, "Blood Fever"
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"There's a massive struggle going on inside you--a battle to the death--between
you and the clamp. You have to use whatever force you can to defeat it." 
		-- Zio, "The Chute"
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"Maybe I could stand with an apple on my head and you could phaser it off."
"Sounds great. If I miss I get to be captain."
		-- Janeway and Chakotay, discussing "Talent Night", "Coda"
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"Everyone seems to be treating me like I'm still a child. I'm three years old 
now. If I'm attracted to someone it's my business, not the whole ship's." 
		-- Kes, "Darkling"
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"You've been on this ship for two years. I think by now you'd have learned that
the first duty of any Starfleet officer is the truth. You violated that duty, 
Neelix--and there will be consequences." 
		-- Janeway, "Fair Trade"
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"Is he another Sage?"
"Have you ever seen a Sage give away money?"
		-- Lowly citizens, regarding the disguised Neelix-Ferengi, 
		-- "False Profits"
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"Human fascination with 'fun' has led to many tragedies in your short but 
violent history. One wonders how your race has survived, having so much 'fun'."
		-- 29-year-old Tuvok, "Flashback"
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"I won't sacrifice this ship and crew based on a ten-second conversation. 
I need proof!" 
		-- Janeway, displaying prudence, "Future's End, Part I"
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"Divine intervention is unlikely." 
		-- Doc, "Future's End, Part II"
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"I thought Klingons didn't get nauseated. You have a redundant stomach." 
		-- Paris to Torres, "Macrocosm"
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"Well, it's time to be going. The old ball-'n-chain really hates it when we're
late." 
		-- Family man Q, "The Q and the Grey"
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"She showed me everything--no apologies, no requests for forgiveness, just 
the truth." 
		-- B'Elanna Torres, "Remember"
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"Mr. Neelix, you're wallowing... wallowing in useless remorse. I'll have to 
ask you to stop. It's bad for the patient." 
		-- Doc, "Sacred Ground"
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"You filled your memory with nonsense."
"It was only during my off-hours."
"You're supposed to be OFF during your off-hours!"
		-- Zimmerman hologram and the Doctor, "The Swarm"
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"I wonder how long their ideals will last in the face of that kind of power." 
		-- Chakotay, on the 'New Collective', "Unity"
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"I won't stop until you're broken and helpless. There's nowhere you can go to 
get away from me. I'll be relentless and merciless just like you."
		-- Kes to Tieran, battling for her mind, "Warlord"
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