%- Garak quotes collected by Pete Mokros (pmokros@macalester.edu) Bashir: "You know, some people say that you remained on DS9 as the eyes and ears of your fellow Cardassians." Garak: "You don't say! Doctor, you're not intimating anything that I'm some sort of spy, are you?" -- "Past Prologue" %% Bashir: "You're very kind, Mr. Garak." Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak." -- "Past Prologue" %% Duras: "We understand you still represent Cardassian interests here." Garak: "Ah, I am only a simple clothing merchant." -- "Past Prologue" %% Garak: "I am no more than what I seem to be -- a merchant trying to make the best transaction." -- "Past Prologue" %% Garak: "I am no more a spy than you are --" Bashir: "-- a doctor." -- "Cardassians" %% Garak: "You know what the sad part is, Constable? I'm really a very GOOD tailor." -- "The Die is Cast" %% Garak: "...and what I find interesting is how your mind ended up casting *ME* in the role of a villain! ... To think, after all this time, all our lunches together, you still don't trust me. There's hope for you yet, doctor." -- "Distant Voices" %% Bashir: "If you're not a spy... maybe you're an outcast." Garak: "Or maybe I'm an outcast spy." Bashir: "How can you be both?" Garak: "I never said I was either." -- "Profit and Loss" %% Garak offers an alternate interpretation to the moral of the 'Boy Who Cried Wolf' story: "You should never tell the same lie twice." -- "Improbable Cause"